The Singapore Rugby Union recently announced a new jersey for the national team. Singapore, with red and white in its national flag, will now wear…black.

This has incensed somebody enough to start – you guessed it – a Facebook group. The group is called, awkwardly, but succintly: “Bring back the red, white and orchid in the Singapore Rugby Jersey.”

Writes the creator of the group, Mark Lee: “14 August 2008 – the day Singapore Rugby ripped its heart out and lost its soul. Yes, its a new dawn with a fantastic new relationship between Singapore Rugby and Guinness. Brilliant as it gives Singapore Rugby the profile it needs and truly deserves. But the tangible implications has saddened me greatly as a Singaporean and someone who used to represent the state colours. Why? Sure it looks great, but this will be the first ever Singapore national sports team of any sort that will be donning black and white which is a massive step away from the traditional state colours of red and white.”

He goes on: “Our national team is not a Nascar vehicle having Mountain Dew colours but one that has an identity of its own. We used to be called the Singapore Reds but i guess we’re going to be called the Singapore Blacks with a nice creamy white head.”

The national flower, the Vanda Miss Joaquim, was also removed from the jersey, leading to one member of the group with a profound affinity for the jilted Vanda to wax eloquently: “The jersey can do but KEEP THE ******* FLOWER!”

Which led us to this exercise in imagination: what if Ribena, Old Chang Kee, Milo, Tiger Airways or Sanrio became next year’s sponsors?

So what do you think?

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The new Singapore rugby jersey. You’ll notice a bit of red if you don’t blink. See, I told you not to blink.
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The grapes are a particularly nice touch, don’t you agree? If you squeeze the player hard enough, you can have a mid-game drink. (Contributed by Lai Jun Wei)
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Hungry, anyone? You can always call the number on the jersey mid-tackle and the curry puffs will be delivered to you by the end of the game. Minimum order applies. (Contributed by Lai Jun Wei)
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Makes you feel warm and fuzzy? (Contributed by Lai Jun Wei)
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Singapore Tigers? (Contributed by Lai Jun Wei)
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Hello Singapore Kitties? Please note the addition of the Hello Kitty dolls on the sleeve and the logo. The attention to detail is remarkable. (Contributed by Lai Jun Wei)

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