By Les Tan

We are a nation of efficiency when it comes to getting processes and infrastructure in place. But we sure don’t know how to name things on this island.

First, the military. The Singapore Armed Forces Training Institute (SAFTI) was set up a year after independence in 1966 to train officers and non-commissioned officers. Over the years and decades, it became known simply as SAFTI, which is all well and good until they decided to name the new training setup in 1995 as SAFTI Military Institute. Over time, Singaporeans have referred to it as SAFTI MI. We can only shudder at the thought of what the next generation will want to name it in 50 years.

Then there was Chinese High School, a name full of heritage that was lost when it merged with Hwa Chong Junior College to form ‘Hwa Chong Institution’. Hwa Chong Institution is an elegant enough name until the administrators decided to append extra words to the end of the name. They are officially known as ‘Hwa Chong Institution (High School)’ and ‘Hwa Chong Institution (College)’. Both are clumsy and awkward.

The Singapore Institute of Management are similarly afflicted with the same disease with their SIM University. A university is an institute. Having both words is redundant.

But you know for sure Singaporeans will never win any branding awards when this inelegant streak has afflicted one of the more well-known schools in Singapore – Raffles Institution.

Raffles Institution and Raffles Junior College are merging and will go through this exercise in tautological redundancy. RI and RJC, simple and straightforward names, will now have an unwanted appendage, like a sixth toe: Raffles Institution (Secondary) and Raffles Institution (Junior College).

A Raffles boy, Mitchell, who found out about the new names said as much in a facebook posting: I have NO complaints about the merger… until I found out about Raffles Institution (Secondary), Raffles Institution (Junior College). These are the most horrible names ever.”

The Raffles Girls’ School have saved themselves from this hideous name change by refusing to merge with the new entity. Good thing for them. Given the track record of the person coming up with the names, they might have become ‘Raffles Institution (Female)’.

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